Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
whatever mom *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne 1,000 times*
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce